Towing

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Welcome to Pyropolis Towing, where our motto is, "No shit, we really WILL tow your ass."

I'll make this simple: if everyone parks where they are supposed to park, my job is easy.

Actually, if people start parking where they shouldnt, I.E. in the middle of the road, sticking out from a corner, blocking an emergency lane, etc. My job is still pretty easy.

See, since I am not the one that actually hooks your gas-guzzling vehicle to the tow truck, I'll pretty much be standing around watching the truck driver do what he is paid to do. In fact, it will require hardly any effort by me to watch your car get towed to the impound lot located at the front entrance, where it will remain until the end of the event.

I might even be enjoying an ice cold beverage as I watch the front wheels of your precious ride get lifted high into the air and carted out of the way.

So you see, by parking in the correct locations you are only helping yourself. Either way, I'm going to be having a grand old time.

Of course, should you decide to not heed these carefully worded scribbles, your visit to Pryopolis might not be as swell.