DJ Needed for Mobile DJ Attack Squad [MDAS]

DJ Needed for mobile DJ attack squad. Requirements:

Must have some kind of mobile DJ setup, be it a harness or a table on wheels...a laptop or decks [though vinyl is probably out of the question].

Here's our setup:

-FM Transmitter hat with stereo input and microphone [to be worn by DJ]
-5 - 12 people in costume [still working on that part] with boom boxes all playing the same signal
-Ipod as alternate sound source [this is our current plan, but it would be fantastic to have an actual DJ for at least part of the time]

The optimal setup would really be a small laptop and some kind of harness made out of PVC, plywood, and vinyl straps....or something like that.

There are endless possibilities with this setup, but here are a few that come to mind:

-The Uroboros: Picking a volunteer to be blindfolded and placed on the ground whilst being encircled, the attack squad rotating around the volunteer and pumping the boom boxes to create all manner of sonic holyshittery [possible musical selection: something really trippy, like mongolian throat singing all phased-out]

-The sneak attack: The squad hides behind some trees and then leaps out at just the perfect moment, ready to dance their asses off [Possible musical selection: the first 30 seconds of Thriller]

-The Rick Roll: take a request, then...well...you know

-The charismatic leader: person wearing transmitter hat ranting bombastically about 2012 or perhaps reading from the Necronomicon as his minions assume various mudra-like configurations

-The 80s workout tape. Yep.

....So if you're interested, let me know and feel free to do a little brainstorming and add a couple of ideas in your message if you'd like. Aight, word up!

-Muff [Fractal Camp]